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I think Salt n Pepa would disagree with you on this one.


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&lt;div class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" id="fbPhotoSnowboxCaption"&gt;I think Salt n Pepa would disagree with you on this one.&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/16311812596</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/16311812596</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 16:54:45 -0500</pubDate><category>shoop</category><category>saltnpepa</category><category>funny</category><category>words with friends</category></item><item><title>bitsofjess:

brain-food:

Get a rubber stamp with your portrait...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh75f7nuw1qzpegpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh75f7nuw1qzpegpo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bitsofjess.tumblr.com/post/14588615790/brain-food-get-a-rubber-stamp-with-your" target="_blank"&gt;bitsofjess&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephobia.com/post/14481162875/get-a-rubber-stamp-with-your-portrait-on-it-just" target="_blank"&gt;brain-food&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Get a rubber stamp with your portrait on it! Just send in a pic of yourself and the artist will turn it into a drawing then a rubber stamp. Great way to add more personalization to letters, invites or notes. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/lilimandrill?section_id=5646530" target="_blank"&gt;Buy it here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; ($40 to $70)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Not sure what I would use this on, but I want this… NOW.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/14598172588</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/14598172588</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:24:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Birthday Gift Ideas.</title><description>What should I get a cute, stylish soon-to-be 25 year old living in NYC for her birthday?</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/13982403867</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/13982403867</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:46:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Teacher tells kids there is no Santa Clause.</title><description>Teacher tells kids there is no Santa Clause.: Lame, lame, lame.  Way to ruin it!
You better believe!...</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/13981952795</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/13981952795</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:36:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>In honor of my good friend’s Tacky Christmas Sweater Party...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvy3rkiQmA1qznopoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In honor of my good friend’s Tacky Christmas Sweater Party this weekend.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Click through for &lt;em&gt;10 Christmas Sweaters that Could Ruin Christmas&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via HappyPlace.com&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/13971774892</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/13971774892</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:42:56 -0500</pubDate><category>christmas sweater</category><category>tacky</category><category>happyplace.com</category><category>party</category><category>xmas</category></item><item><title>Hilarious parody of the e-Trade baby.
 ”OH God it just...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7YEPUswpbMc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hilarious parody of the e-Trade baby.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt; ”OH God it just dropped 400 points!!”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/8709093786</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/8709093786</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 19:23:45 -0400</pubDate><category>etrade baby</category><category>advertisement</category><category>hilarious</category></item><item><title>Reportedly appeared in USA Today, July 1st.
Not sure how this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lor3irTiDO1qznopoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Reportedly appeared in USA Today, July 1st.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not sure how this one got past the editors, but it reminds me of the creepy innuendos in the Disney movies.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/7938810896</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/7938810896</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 15:59:15 -0400</pubDate><category>usa today</category><category>sexual innuendo</category><category>hot</category><category>heat wave</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>127 Hours the sequel</title><description>In this sequel to the academy nominated film, the &amp;#8220;hiker&amp;#8221; is a young woman named Ali and...</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/7815429368</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/7815429368</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 16:56:04 -0400</pubDate><category>127 hours</category><category>sequel</category><category>painful toes</category></item><item><title>This may be old news in the Tumblr world, but I got a good laugh...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lok594jVnP1qznopoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This may be old news in the Tumblr world, but I got a good laugh out of this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/7785064842</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/7785064842</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 21:53:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Feeling like a hippy today!  Hiking the Appalachian Trail today...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm68mmQrSu1qznopoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Feeling like a hippy today!  Hiking the Appalachian Trail today with Ryan.  Such a gorgeous view! This is McAfee’s Knob in Catawba, VA&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/6110357943</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/6110357943</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 12:32:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Change is a funny thing. We are never quite sure what we are becoming…or even why. Then one day we..."</title><description>“Change is a funny thing. We are never quite sure what we are becoming…or even why. Then one...</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/3982981891</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/3982981891</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 12:02:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“On the Road Again… Just can’t wait to get on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lel2lps1ED1qznopoo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“On the Road Again… Just can’t wait to get on the road again”&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can you sense my sarcasm?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After a few relaxing weeks with my family and friends, today was the day for me to get back on the road and back into the swing of things.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Getting out the door this morning was tough… Ryan had the day off and was snoozing in bed and little Shiloh just stared at me with his puppy dog eyes (literally) as I pulled my suitcase behind me.  Thankfully, the trip wasn’t too bad, but I always dread the end of the day… getting to my cold, empty hotel room in God knows where.  Luckily my MTV friends kept me company tonight.  Thank you &lt;em&gt;16 and Pregnant&lt;/em&gt; and &lt;em&gt;I Used to be Fat&lt;/em&gt; for entertaining me this evening.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Picture taken somewhere near Galax, Virginia.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/2618832728</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/2618832728</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 23:17:48 -0500</pubDate><category>traveling</category><category>on the road</category><category>saleswoman</category><category>sales</category></item><item><title>Hyundai Girl get Off my TV now!</title><description>
Seriously just got on Tumblr with the intent to post this exact thing.
I’m going to throw something...</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/2588577391</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/2588577391</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 20:27:14 -0500</pubDate><category>advertising</category></item><item><title>Happiness is... finding confetti in your purse after a long celebratory weekend.</title><description>
Happy New Year!</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/2582263762</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/2582263762</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 10:39:55 -0500</pubDate><category>New Year</category><category>2011</category></item><item><title>So my sister is a "pseudo celebrity"</title><description>
I just watched my sister&amp;#8217;s big debut on HGTV.  She and her family were on House Hunters...</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/2563276013</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/2563276013</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 00:31:48 -0500</pubDate><category>HGTV</category><category>House Hunters International</category><category>Norway</category><category>Kansas City</category><category>Reality TV</category></item><item><title>$2 MP3 credit on Amazon</title><description>$2 MP3 credit on Amazon: 
Get $2 in mp3 credit:
Go Here to Amazon
Select “Enter Your Code.”
Enter...</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/2474372413</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/2474372413</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 18:33:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Look at that gorgeous campus!  Ahh. Mazing.  I wish I was there...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laphi1onp51qzrmf8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Look at that gorgeous campus!  Ahh. Mazing.  I wish I was there today&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let’s Go TIGERS, beat Oklahoma today… “SOONER” rather than later!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;M-I-Z-Z-O-U! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://thedailycourtney.tumblr.com/post/1374946820" target="_blank"&gt;thedailycourtney&lt;/a&gt;_)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/1381490838</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/1381490838</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I think the real situation here… are those tight, ribbed...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l64r7x9ifq1qznopoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think the real &lt;em&gt;situation&lt;/em&gt; here… are those tight, ribbed turtlenecks.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/858066740</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/858066740</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:21:33 -0400</pubDate><category>jersey shore</category><category>the situation</category></item><item><title>"be a best friend, tell the truth and over use I love you… go to work, do your best,..."</title><description>“be a best friend, tell the truth and over use I love you… go to work, do your best,...</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/858012567</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/858012567</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:04:49 -0400</pubDate><category>music lyrics</category></item><item><title>Off to conquer the world one bed at a time...</title><description>sounds pretty racy, huh?  and then you find out I work for a mattress company.</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/815182637</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/815182637</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 09:37:00 -0400</pubDate><category>update</category><category>status</category></item></channel></rss>
