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</description><title>ali explains it all.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @aliexplainsitall)</generator><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>You know… Christmas is right around the corner....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksruquvDd61qznopoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You know… Christmas is right around the corner.  Don’t forget to show those you love how much you care.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hint hint.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;photo via &lt;a href="http://ohjoy.blogs.com/my_weblog/2009/10/spade-spring.html" target="_blank"&gt;OH JOY!&lt;/a&gt; all items are by Kate Spade.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/236593735</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/236593735</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:52:06 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Graph of the Day: Universal truth is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnk5mvQHR1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Graph of the Day: &lt;/b&gt;Universal truth is universal.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/234244791/graph-of-the-day-universal-truth-is-universal" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://graphjam.com/2009/11/05/song-chart-memes-side-bed/" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/234250298</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/234250298</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:42:52 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Kenny Chesney - Back Where I Come From
“Back where I come...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/233992345/tumblr_ksmzocc1LY1qznlcx&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kenny Chesney - Back Where I Come From&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“Back where I come from&lt;br/&gt;where I’ll be when it’s said and done.&lt;br/&gt;Well I’m proud as anyone,&lt;br/&gt;that’s where I come from.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Great song choice &lt;a href="http://girlwearsmascara.tumblr.com/post/233916392" target="_blank"&gt;girlwearsmascara&lt;/a&gt;.  I love Kenny and this is one of my faves.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/233992345</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/233992345</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:48:23 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Check out the the 15 Stupidest Products of All Time from the...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EbbPYfW2s-E&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EbbPYfW2s-E&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Check out the the &lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/02/the-15-stupidest-products_n_342316.html" target="_blank"&gt;15 Stupidest Products of All Time&lt;/a&gt; from the Huffington Post. Some of them are hilarious!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://girlwithamission.tumblr.com/post/232219073/im-not-really-sure-ive-ever-had-this-problem" target="_blank"&gt;girlwithamission&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Being a busty girl, I can &lt;i&gt;kind of&lt;/i&gt; see the point (would I buy it? definitely not),&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BUT does it &lt;i&gt;really&lt;/i&gt; need to be flesh colored?  Awkward.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you saw someone wearing this thing would you think it was just a supportive device?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/232230195</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/232230195</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:35:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Just saw this truck at a gas station and had a good laugh.
Oh...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjpqllp6U1qznopoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just saw this truck at a gas station and had a good laugh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh Roanoke, you are full of surprises.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/232042339</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/232042339</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:23:08 -0600</pubDate><category>Roanoke</category><category>VA</category><category>turd</category></item><item><title>"I didn’t know there was a correct spelling for turd until I met you."</title><description>“I didn’t know there was a correct spelling for turd until I met you.” - just...</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/232040379</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/232040379</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:20:28 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>(via insituthoughts &amp; papertissue)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks7rx9x7C41qzyrwvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://insituthoughts.tumblr.com/post/229507278/via-papertissue" target="_blank"&gt;insituthoughts&lt;/a&gt; &amp; &lt;a href="http://papertissue.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;papertissue&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/229956999</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/229956999</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:03:21 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Smile FRIDAY.  Halloween GAGA style.
You better believe I would...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscai2Cm5A1qznopoo1_r2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Smile FRIDAY.  Halloween GAGA style.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You better believe I would be rocking the “hair” bow if I was dressing up this year.  Maybe next year.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/228114651</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/228114651</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:10:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Goodbye Windy City, Hello Star City!</title><description>Well we’ve made it.
A little over a week ago we hit the road and made our way to the Star City...</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/228050715</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/228050715</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:40:41 -0500</pubDate><category>move</category><category>roanoke</category><category>virginia</category><category>star city</category><category>life changes</category></item><item><title>bowlsby asked:  Halloween Costume, Cousin Eddie, yah-ney?
I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksa7rl83HC1qzubovo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bowlsby.tumblr.com/post/226995478/halloween-costume-cousin-eddie-yah-ney" target="_blank"&gt;bowlsby&lt;/a&gt; asked:  Halloween Costume, Cousin Eddie, yah-ney?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;I think this is a great costume idea.  A good friend did this last year and it was a huge success.  So easy to put together and hilarious!  Just make sure you throw around some classic Eddie quotes like &lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;“&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;although the one below might not help you with the ladies, this is one of my favorites from last year’s Halloween party.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;img height="452" width="353" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2744/4055337209_135b302fca_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/227040012</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/227040012</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:19:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I took this while following the mover (Ryan) over the hills of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8gefNFWT1qznopoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I took this while following the mover (Ryan) over the hills of Kentucky.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s kind of weird to think that everything we own fit into this 16 ft. Penske truck.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/226024436</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/226024436</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:27:51 -0500</pubDate><category>moving</category><category>chicago</category><category>roanoke</category><category>virginia</category></item><item><title>I took this a week ago as I was setting out on the incredible...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8g7vmwnj1qznopoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I took this a week ago as I was setting out on the incredible journey.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/226021513</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/226021513</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:23:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It was sad leaving our “apartment in the sky”, but...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8g2bm2zq1qznopoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It was sad leaving our “apartment in the sky”, but seeing it empty made it feel like any other apartment.  It wasn’t home anymore.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bye Bye Lake Shore Drive.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/226018926</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/226018926</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:20:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Chicago,</category><category>Apartment</category><category>home</category><category>move</category></item><item><title>Next week’s weather in Roanoke.
Roanoke, I think i’m...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kro0i4uvUl1qznopoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Next week’s weather in Roanoke.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Roanoke, I think i’m going to like you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/215540263</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/215540263</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:32:28 -0500</pubDate><category>weather</category><category>roanoke</category></item><item><title>In honor of the post below, I had to post this song…...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7_IKcMl_a9A&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7_IKcMl_a9A&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In honor of the post below, I had to post this song… Hopefully it will be stuck in your head now.
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&lt;i&gt;“It’s the &lt;/i&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;FINAL COUNTDOWN!  (da-da doo doo)”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/215030464</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/215030464</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:41:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN...da-da doo doo</title><description>The boxes have been are still being packed, cabinets emptied and the wall has been painted.  The...</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/215030386</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/215030386</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:40:00 -0500</pubDate><category>moving</category><category>chicago</category><category>roanoke</category></item><item><title>Bye, Bye, Bye - N’sync
After 3 1/2 years, today is my...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tNxqYoCVF7Y&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tNxqYoCVF7Y&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bye, Bye, Bye - N’sync&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After 3 1/2 years, today is my last day of work.  My last day taking the 146 down LSD during rush hour and the last day heading up the Hancock.  It’s been a good ride…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wonder if my coworkers will send me off  by doing a choreographed number like Nsync’s bye,bye, bye?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I doubt it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/214664868</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/214664868</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:14:48 -0500</pubDate><category>nsync</category><category>bye bye bye</category><category>music</category><category>video</category></item><item><title>I have no words...</title><description>I have no words...: This kind of thing makes me think that maybe some people should never have been...</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/213838428</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/213838428</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:50:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>by notebookdoodles</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krkaa02CkW1qznopoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;by &lt;a href="http://notebookdoodles.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;notebookdoodles&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/213815108</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/213815108</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:13:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I know that we’ll have a ball if we get down and go out and just lose it all…"</title><description>“I know that we’ll have a ball if we get down and go out and just lose it all…” -...</description><link>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/212892864</link><guid>http://aliexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/212892864</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:46:06 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
