“ How do I put this like a gentleman… I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis. My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli. I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James. I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
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John Mayer (via seriouslythough)
Well I guess that answers my question Liz…
