One day… I’ll be the smart ass neighbor living next to you.
(via hueb23)
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Dec 09
Nothing like ordering your own Christmas presents… can’t wait to load this baby up.
Merry Christmas to us!
Dec 08
I’m obsessed. Please tell me you’ve seen this show on the Travel channel.
It’s called Meet the Natives and it’s on Sunday nights it’s about…
“the extraordinary journey of 5 men from the remote Pacific island of Tanna across the USA will force us to look at ourselves through brand-new eyes.
Why are we so obsessed with money and possessions? Why do we treat our pets better than some of our fellow citizens? What does “family” mean to us? What do we do with our elderly? How come we make all our important decisions in bars? And what’s the point of ironing a shirt?”
Check it out. I’m sure you’ll love it as much as I do.
Dec 07
Today, my dog has dissected two squeaky stuffed animals.
and now i’m starting to worry… God knows how much stuffing he’s eaten and I have yet to find the plastic squeakers.
I guess I’ll just wait see what happens… next time I take him out he’ll either:
have a squeaky poop
or
poop a stuffed version of Mr. Hanky.
Dec 04
Dangerously overweight toddlers on Maury Povich!
OK. It’s official I need a J-O-B now!
Dec 03
If anything goes missing I know exactly where to find it. He’s like the little mermaid and his crate is his little treasure trove. Tonight I found a ribbon from the Christmas decorations, one of Ryan’s socks, a tennis shoe and a penny.
Looks like you’ll have to retire those T-shirts ladies.
I guess KU’s loss to Mizzou was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
