Sorry Kids, Santa won’t be coming this year. He’s been decapitated.
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Dec 18
“ Everybody’s broke, so here’s the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit.
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twitter.com/shitmydadsays (via tnick)
hahaha! I wish this rule applied to my family.
Forget about the Grinch. This is how a drunk 4 year old stole Christmas. (yes you read that right… a DRUNK FOUR YEAR OLD).
“he uh runs away tryin’ to find his father he uh wants to get in trouble and so he can go to jail cause that’s where his daddy is”
Keep it Classy America.
I’m all for snow, but 15-17 inches of this stuff… really? I wish it would have held off until my parents arrived on Sunday, but I guess some things can’t wait. I just hope they make it here safely.
Dec 15
Still searching for gifts… you could always send a PajamaGram. I got one today from my mama and I love my silky soft, emerald green PJs.
Thanks Mom!
Jersey Shore, I wish I could quit you… but then you go and do something like this and totally redeem yourself.
This just made my day. Happy Tuesday Guidettes!
Dec 09
I would totally PWN this game. Maybe I should buy this as a Christmas present for my niece, so I can borrow it…
and never return it.
(via pinkpolkadots)
