Oh, how I miss the Mag Mile. Somehow shopping isn’t the same at the local mall… especially at Christmas time.
(via fuckkyeahchicago & controversie)
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Dec 21
The Charlie Brown Christmas Dancers
I’ve loved these guys since I was a little kid. In my opinion these little guys are the best part of the Charlie Brown Christmas!
(via cupcaked, sydneysilvera, nevver)
Dec 19
SO this happened last night. I promptly removed my status message after receiving these comments.
This is why you should always proofread your status messages for sexual innuendos.
I remember riding the bus and getting so annoyed listening to people’s disturbing cell phone conversations. So, I definitely appreciate this Virgin Mobile commerical. I laugh EVERY single time.
“No, no, no, no, that smell means it’s healing. Yeah, like the top layer has to die before the rest of it heals”
I survived.
- Me: When your lovely wife makes you a delicious breakfast. You should help her do the dishes.
- Ryan: I don't think I should do the dishes because I was stranded in my car for nine hours.
- Me: So for the next week are you just going to use this as an excuse... so you don't have to clean or do the dishes.
- Ryan: Ali, I survived.
- Me: Oh, like the show. You should see if you could tell your story. Tell them how you had 4 day old crusty brownies to live off of while you were stranded in your car. Unfortunately, your story probably wouldn't be exciting enough for them.
- Ryan: Yeah, they probably wouldn't tell my story because I wasn't raped or stabbed.
Dec 18
in other news…
The residents of Farmville really should check on their crops and livestock.
Ha, who knew the REAL Farmville was only a hop, jump and a skip away from me?
Going on hour six...
and I’m still waiting for Ryan to get home. I am beyond worried, Ryan only had a 1/4 tank of gas and 30 miles to get home. He just saw a cop and it may be another 2-3 hours before he can get home. There is absolutely nothing I can do. If I try to drive I’ll only get stuck and make matters worse. I feel so powerless.
