The Burping Beat Down →
Way to make the news Roanoke. Keep on, Keepin’ on. Tonight’s plans include: drinking copious amounts of alcohol and burping in people’s faces.
What does an OC housewife do after being...
Goes shopping in San Fran… OBVIOUSLY.
What does the contents of your purse say about...
My purse says I have hoarding tendencies. Today, I realized Mr. MJ was being used and abused. I use him more as a duffel bag and less as the gorgeous handbag he was meant to be. So, I decided it was time to clean him out… and look at all the glorious treasures I found: “Look at this stuff isn’t it neat… wouldn’t you say my collection’s...
Juicy Crittoure, Who buys this stuff?
Today, Shiloh and I went over to my brother & sister-in-law’s house and saw my nieces and nephew. While there, my dog loving nephew asked if he could give Shiloh a bath because he got some new doggie shampoo, Juicy Crittoure. After I had a good laugh about the pricey Juicy shampoo and wondering who would buy this stuff for their pup, I obviously let my nephew bathe him… because that’s one...
Are you sleep deprived? →
“Skills like memory are the first to go when we’re tired. This test assesses your ability to remember how long ago something happened - your ‘temporal’ memory. If you’re tired you won’t be as good at remembering when you saw or did something. The test is in three parts and we suggest you take a five minute break in between each part.” After the third part...
Speaking of Bed Rocking.... (see previous post)
With all this snow we’ve been having I feel like i’ve been seeing and hearing a lot more from my neighbors. The other night as I lied awake listening to the sound of Ryan’s snoring and decompressing after a long day, I was startled to hear my neighbor next door. It sounded like she was being beaten. I wondered if she was okay, if maybe she needed help. After listening for few...
Did I just hear that correctly?
As I was driving, I heard a song on the radio called Bed Rock the lyrics were… “Call Me Mr. Flinstone, I Can Make Your Bed Rock” Are you shitting me? Those are the lyrics? And you wonder why we have so many teenage pregnancies. I swear to God I’ll probably have to lock my children up when they get to middle school and high school. I am so not ready for what...
Relating to my husband: If "Teen Mom" was a video...
Me: [getting worked up while listening to Farrah from "Teen Mom" talk about how it's not fair that she can't go out and act like a normal teenager] What! It's not fair?! I'm sorry, maybe you shouldn't of had a baby... then you maybe you could "go out" like a normal teenager, but since you couldn't keep your legs closed, you are now a mom and skipped that level.
Ryan: Oh, good one! Cheers to that. It's like a video game... kind of like the warp whistle from Super Mario Brothers. Except she didn't use the whistle to go to a cool level, she went to level three or something.
Me: No, it's like she warped to a really terrible level like the ICE level.
Ryan: Oh, yeah... definitely.
What's on the menu for tonight? →
Perfect accompaniment to this cold snowy weather and tonight’s new season of LOST.