February 2010
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The Burping Beat Down →
Way to make the news Roanoke. Keep on, Keepin’ on.
Tonight’s plans include:
drinking copious amounts of alcohol and burping in people’s faces.
What does an OC housewife do after being...
Goes shopping in San Fran…
OBVIOUSLY.
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What does the contents of your purse say about...
My purse says I have hoarding tendencies.
Today, I realized Mr. MJ was being used and abused. I use him more as a duffel bag and less as the gorgeous handbag he was meant to be. So, I decided it was time to clean him out… and look at all the glorious treasures I found:
“Look at this stuff isn’t it neat… wouldn’t you say my collection’s...
Juicy Crittoure, Who buys this stuff?
Today, Shiloh and I went over to my brother & sister-in-law’s house and saw my nieces and nephew. While there, my dog loving nephew asked if he could give Shiloh a bath because he got some new doggie shampoo, Juicy Crittoure. After I had a good laugh about the pricey Juicy shampoo and wondering who would buy this stuff for their pup, I obviously let my nephew bathe him… because that’s one...
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Are you sleep deprived? →
“Skills like memory are the first to go when we’re tired.
This test assesses your ability to remember how long ago something happened - your ‘temporal’ memory. If you’re tired you won’t be as good at remembering when you saw or did something.
The test is in three parts and we suggest you take a five minute break in between each part.”
After the third part...
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Speaking of Bed Rocking.... (see previous post)
With all this snow we’ve been having I feel like i’ve been seeing and hearing a lot more from my neighbors. The other night as I lied awake listening to the sound of Ryan’s snoring and decompressing after a long day, I was startled to hear my neighbor next door. It sounded like she was being beaten. I wondered if she was okay, if maybe she needed help. After listening for few...
Did I just hear that correctly?
As I was driving, I heard a song on the radio called Bed Rock the lyrics were…
“Call Me Mr. Flinstone, I Can Make Your Bed Rock”
Are you shitting me? Those are the lyrics? And you wonder why we have so many teenage pregnancies. I swear to God I’ll probably have to lock my children up when they get to middle school and high school. I am so not ready for what...
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Relating to my husband: If "Teen Mom" was a video...
Me: [getting worked up while listening to Farrah from "Teen Mom" talk about how it's not fair that she can't go out and act like a normal teenager] What! It's not fair?! I'm sorry, maybe you shouldn't of had a baby... then you maybe you could "go out" like a normal teenager, but since you couldn't keep your legs closed, you are now a mom and skipped that level.
Ryan: Oh, good one! Cheers to that. It's like a video game... kind of like the warp whistle from Super Mario Brothers. Except she didn't use the whistle to go to a cool level, she went to level three or something.
Me: No, it's like she warped to a really terrible level like the ICE level.
Ryan: Oh, yeah... definitely.
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What's on the menu for tonight? →
Perfect accompaniment to this cold snowy weather and tonight’s new season of LOST.
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