December 2009
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Oh, Tigers I have missed you!
Less than 30 seconds into the game and we’ve got a Tiger Touchdown. Go TIGERS!
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I survived.
Me: When your lovely wife makes you a delicious breakfast. You should help her do the dishes.
Ryan: I don't think I should do the dishes because I was stranded in my car for nine hours.
Me: So for the next week are you just going to use this as an excuse... so you don't have to clean or do the dishes.
Ryan: Ali, I survived.
Me: Oh, like the show. You should see if you could tell your story. Tell them how you had 4 day old crusty brownies to live off of while you were stranded in your car. Unfortunately, your story probably wouldn't be exciting enough for them.
Ryan: Yeah, they probably wouldn't tell my story because I wasn't raped or stabbed.
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Going on hour six...
and I’m still waiting for Ryan to get home. I am beyond worried, Ryan only had a 1/4 tank of gas and 30 miles to get home. He just saw a cop and it may be another 2-3 hours before he can get home. There is absolutely nothing I can do. If I try to drive I’ll only get stuck and make matters worse. I feel so powerless.
Good News: Due to the snow storm Ryan was able to...
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“Everybody’s broke, so here’s the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit...”
– twitter.com/shitmydadsays (via tnick)
hahaha! I wish this rule applied to my family.
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Today, my dog has dissected two squeaky stuffed...
and now i’m starting to worry… God knows how much stuffing he’s eaten and I have yet to find the plastic squeakers.
I guess I’ll just wait see what happens… next time I take him out he’ll either:
have a squeaky poop
or
poop a stuffed version of Mr. Hanky.
Dangerously overweight toddlers on Maury Povich!
OK. It’s official I need a J-O-B now!
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Milli Vanilli - Blame It on the...