ali explains it all.

love the typography on these cards. via OrangeBeautiful

Oct 2nd

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply...”
— Bo Derek

Oct 1st

Gratuitous Photo Of Yourself & BF Wednesday… ...

Oct 1st

ah. the joys of being married. (via here)

Oct 1st

How many countries can you name in 5 minutes?

Oct 1st

Gratiutious Picture of Yourself Wednesday!  Here I am…...

Oct 1st

Kids on Marriage

Oct 1st

tru dat. tru dat.

Oct 1st

i'll pass.

while watching Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern
Dondron: We should move to the jungle and live off the fat of the land.
Me: uhhh. that's not what I signed up for. I like Nordstrom... and shopping.

Oct 1st

letter prints by Grégoire Ganter via supermarkethq

Sep 30th

ha ha.  get it? via supermarkethq

Sep 30th

neat. via http://www.lemoinebenoit.eu/

Sep 30th

I’m in love…  wish I could do this to our apt. ...

Sep 30th

one who smelt it dealt it

Sep 30th

holy latex, thigh high, heel-less boots. as seen on...

Sep 30th

I feel great to be me.

Intervention, you’ve done it again.  You’ve successfully boosted my self esteem… ...

Sep 30th

“…when did Rachel Bilson become the fourth Jonas...

Sep 30th

just another day in the hood

<This evening as I was walking down the street behind a man wearing a cut off t-shirt walking his dog...>
Random woman: Oh my god, that's the cutest dog i've seen all day.
Random man walking with the woman: Screw the dog, I want what's walking him.

Sep 30th

from the Princess Diaries to this!?! TMI Miss...

Sep 29th

need, need, need.  brown riding boots sans heel.  i’m...

Sep 29th

Pretty in Pink

Sep 29th

best week(end) ever.

I love those random weekend’s when you go into it not knowing exactly what you’re doing...

Sep 29th

234. Thank the bus driver.

(via rulesformyunbornson) I do this every morning and evening.  Thank you very much.

Sep 29th

“Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to...”
— Joanne Woodward (via...

Sep 29th

via dilaudid

Sep 28th

Well we're movin' on up! Movin' on up!

Sep 28th

I call shotgun, you're driving.

Sep 28th

15 Things You Should Never do on Facebook

Sep 28th

one more for good measure.

Sep 28th

the angels in heaven are lucky today… rest in peace.

Sep 28th

this is what I felt like when I woke up this morning.

Sep 28th

these are pretty neat too…  Record label costers. ...

Sep 26th

Next kegger/adult soiree… i’m getting these.

Sep 26th

I wish

I had a British accent… just so I could say words like knickers or loo and it would sound...

Sep 26th

Shutterfly

I love, love, love shutterfly.  The prepaid plans are definitely the way to go.  I bought one last...

Sep 26th

jessicachu: Tory Burch 3 Day Fall Sale Enjoy 25% Off! ...

Sep 26th

Don’t get jealous honey…  I promise it...

Sep 26th

this is what college football is all...

Oregon State (unranked) just beat USC (number 1). Ryan wanted to change the channel because he said...

Sep 26th

my mom can barely use the...

but she can find time to send FORWARDS to my friends.  Sorry goes out to all of you who received one...

Sep 26th

cupcakesandcouture: Can we get the man a new suit? ...

Sep 26th

can you turn it up?

is a polite way to say shut the F up.

Sep 26th

Shut the F up

<ex roomies and I discussing Bikram Yoga>
K: Is there any way we can pause this...
Me: No, they don't have DVR.
K: No I meant this conversation. Sorry, I really want to continue this conversation when the show's over.
Me: Oh... i thought you were talking about the show.

Sep 26th

lookie at what I found on my lunch break.  I know...

Sep 25th

“It’s important to become a Chiefs fan at an early age...”
— —WDT on why EP’s son should be...

Sep 25th

and this my friends is why i'm an anal...

Sep 25th

Watch

just in case you haven’t seen the new rap video.

Sep 25th

I freaking love these guys.

Sep 25th

is it bad...

busygirl: aliexplainsitall: that I like to read the MU greek gossip blog?  Let’s just say it’s a...

Sep 25th

caryrandolph: via whatthehale.  This is at the bottom of my...

Sep 25th

is it bad...

that I like to read the MU greek gossip blog?  Let’s just say it’s a guilty...

Sep 25th

Watch

We Built This City by Starship Despite my aching head… this song was still able to put a...

Sep 25th

bad idea.

having 3/4 of a bottle of cheap champagne by yourself and getting up at 7 am the next morning.  ahhh...

Sep 25th

“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before...”
— Laurence J. Peter

Sep 25th

I think I may have OCLCD

OCLCD = Obsessive Compulsive Leg Crossing Disorder.  This has never been an issue for me…...

Sep 24th

I am so not profound today.

Okay, you’re right.  I’m usually not profound, but i’m definitely not today.

Sep 24th

If this is even REMOTELY true, I am NEVER...

Sep 24th

90210 picked up for a full season.

Sep 24th

It’s not mean… it’s obvious. (via...

Sep 24th

“Gratuitous Photo of Yourself Your Mom Wednesday” I honor...

Sep 24th

“I’m tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want....”
— Madonna Happy Hump Day!

Sep 24th

thresca: Lj’s fortune cookie So important in any...

Sep 24th

so what

if I think a quick touch up of the lipstick before a trip to the restroom will make my day a little...

Sep 23rd

These look DE-LISH and the recipe seems so easy. ROLO...

Sep 23rd

Christina Applegate at the Emmy’s = gorgeous

Sep 23rd

one more for good measure. by Naughty Betty

Sep 23rd

found my Christmas cards… a little early. also from...

Sep 23rd

LOVE, LOVE LOVE these cards by Naughty Betty I would follow...

Sep 23rd

Pet Peeve, number 2.

ellenclare: Elevator Etiquette. WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE GETS OFF THE ELEVATOR BEFORE YOU GET ON....

Sep 23rd

just making a point.

The posts about how many cars, houses, bicycles and airplanes the candidates have bother me. Really,...

Sep 23rd

Sneak Peak: Passion Project

girlwearsmascara: lovepuppy: For the past year and a half, I’ve been given a passion project...

Sep 23rd

what a day

coffee maker not working, fire drill and broken phone… all before 10 am.  I’m not sure...

Sep 23rd

“screw Gossip Girl or 90210, Intervention is my TV drug of...”

Sep 23rd

“kU is never capitalized because kansas is neither a proper...”
— (via heddo)

Sep 22nd

“They must have had a damn good time at your wedding… ...”
— My mom commenting on my...

Sep 22nd

“If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have...”

Sep 22nd

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed...

Sep 22nd

Looking for an editor.

Because my readership is skyrocketing. I think I may be in need of an editor.  poopoo@yahoo.com need...

Sep 22nd

a little embarrassing...

last night, I DVRd the The Man Whose Arms Exploded, The 750 Pound Man, I Eat 33,000 Calories A Day...

Sep 22nd

Daniel tops the list.

Sep 22nd

stand by your man

Sep 22nd

apparently I have a new title.

After my JCREW spelling post I received a comment from poopoo@yahoo.com  saying: “you are the...

Sep 22nd

How could you not love this? If you look over on the...

Sep 22nd

you always want what you don't have...

Remember the post to move or not to move…?  well just wanted to update you.  after going back...

Sep 22nd

all in all I would say...

it was a good weekend.  Friday night I met up with the hubby at a local bar, by the time I got there...

Sep 22nd

Watch

Sep 21st

Go Cubs Go! Go Cubs Go! Hey Chicago,...

The Cubs are gonna win today… and they did too

Sep 21st

“you haven’t changed physically since high school.”
— RH at Central last night. ...

Sep 21st

Movies I have yet to see...

I’ve planned on watching these for a long time, but always forget to rent when I make it to...

Sep 19th

theduty: antikris: via davidcho: frangry: This just...

Sep 19th

just listened to...

Jessica Simpson’s new song and i’ve got to say… this is definitely a step in the...

Sep 19th

bought some wellies this morning on jcrew.com and came...

Sep 19th

Watch

theduty: allibautista: thewordunheard: nudawn: henryeatspeople: ...

Sep 19th

Watch

I had my iPod on shuffle this morning as I was getting ready for work.  This song came on and got me...

Sep 19th

blah blah blah... I do what I want.

Politics in the workplace… yea or nay? I hear what your saying… I know where you...

Sep 18th

from the midwest

untitled: I kinda want to be considered underweight. Is that bad?
me: yes! you're from the midwest. we don't like underweight people. it's just human nature

Sep 18th

good morning... and what a way to start...

I just started to enter a contest through JamMail (an email that sends ticket info for local...

Sep 18th

More KC memories. One of my favorite pictures from...

Sep 17th

to move or not to move that is the...

strange day… I keep stumbling across things related to Kansas City.  is this just a strange...

Sep 17th

I strongly dislike...

the “insert” button on the keyboard… (well that and jayhawks).              ...

Sep 17th

another reason to help your signif other...

Sep 17th

craytonc: (via chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy)  This...

Sep 17th

really, because what you did was humane?

Sep 17th

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Just took my first trip to the restroom this morning and I happened to glance at myself in the...

Sep 17th

ellenclare: dazzlingdelta: catedunn: Library Parking...

Sep 17th

In honor of “Gratuitous Photo of Yourself Wednesday” I...

Sep 17th

was just mooned by my husband......

and he wonders why I tell him to pull his pants up.  classy!

Sep 17th

bolero not balero...

see that’s how much I wear them… I can’t even spell bolero… as in a bolero...

Sep 16th

my fall wardrobe will revolve around...

the color gray.  Just this weekend I bought two new pairs of gray shoes and believe me it was hard...

Sep 16th

“Hey, I put some new shoes on, And suddenly everything...

Sep 16th

Definition of the day...

Hungry Butt:  Similar to a wedgie, but usually involves pants being “gobbled; can be the act...

Sep 16th

Glad to see them gone...

This morning as I was coming into work I realized how glad I am that these fashion trends have...

Sep 16th

Intervention: Kristen

I really thought she made progress…  and then she relapsed. It said she’s been sober...

Sep 16th

heddo: It’s on in ten… This show is the ultimate...

Sep 16th

and this would be Peanut Butter Fudge himself… Yes,...

Sep 15th

Somehow I don't think Fudgey would do this...

Sep 15th

heddo: Hahahaha You suck, KU. South Florida beats KU...

Sep 15th

I'm back!

After a fun-filled weekend in KC, i’m back in the windy city.  All in all, I would say it was...

Sep 15th

heddo: soupsoup: Is there a bigger female boner killer...

Sep 11th

What's that supposed to mean?

CMidge: Do you know the song, "Dirty Mary"
me: no
CMidge: it's this hilarious song... it's really dirty you'd like it

Sep 11th

“Enjoy yourself. These are the good old days you’re...”
— Unknown

Sep 11th

We finally got our professional pics back this week.  There...

Sep 11th

The before & afters posted on Design*Sponge...

Sep 11th

hmm… after looking at Lauren over on sexypeople.com I...

Sep 11th

girlwearsmascara: file under: things i want but do not...

Sep 11th

Sexy People

Sep 11th

“I now officially smell like a cheap whore.”
— Me I spent 45 minutes at...

Sep 10th

Not that the picture isn’t funny… I trusted the...

Sep 10th

My sister thought it would be humorous to post this pic on...

Sep 10th

I don't think there is a large enough...

to get me through this day!  It’s my own fault.  I stayed up till 2 am working on a little...

Sep 10th

9.8.08 & 9.9.08: Haven't you always...

I know I’m need of both immediately.  I got the idea for this post on the bus this morning.  I...

Sep 9th

“I’m now everyone’s favorite alcoholic.”
— Hubert from Intervention. ...

Sep 9th

“I can’t believe they can even show that on TV…...”
— the Dondron (my little prude) ...

Sep 9th

Watch

I have never seen this video until this weekend at a bar.  A little racy…  But definitely...

Sep 9th

London at night. My aunt sent me a link to this pic…...

Sep 9th

thresca: 3 days more and it’s going to be Friday! (I’ve...

Sep 9th

What to do?

katiebeck: “I am that hard working person who wants to keep the money that I’ve worked hard...

Sep 9th

“Ah, twins. Nature’s magical “fuck you.”...”
— thesuperficial.com on the...

Sep 8th

Britney's comeback...

Don’t get me wrong, I was super excited to see a normal, mentally stable Britney…. but I...

Sep 8th

Game Day! you know what that means… mass amounts of...

Sep 6th

Maybe they could have a screening at the door for things...

Sep 6th

Watch

this makes me miss my childhood… of course Billy Bob never sang “Love in this...

Sep 5th

Out with the old, in with the new.  After selling the old...

Sep 5th

9.5.08: Haven't you always wanted more...

I know I do.  I’m planning more trips back to the city of fountains and that means I need to...

Sep 5th

(via thresca)

Sep 5th

“You get three vetos. I get 200 vetos. That’s sounds about...”
— Me to the boyfriend. (via...

Sep 5th

what was up with...

that crazy lady that started stripping her clothes off at the RNC last night?  I read somewhere that...

Sep 5th

some depressing news to start your...

as I was riding the bus this morning, I peered over the shoulder of the woman sitting in front of me...

Sep 5th

slowest day ever...

I don’t know if it is the dreary lull over Chicago or the quietness of my office, but today...

Sep 4th

Watch

itsmescooter: Oh yeah, and I got out of the speech last night that spit can actually be used in...

Sep 4th

“I would rather regret the things that I have done than the...”
— Lucille Ball Using this quote...

Sep 4th

feeliling nostalgic… I miss playing with Wooly Willy.

Sep 4th

when in doubt, throw it out. UPDATE

everything is going according as planned.  Yesterday’s post on Craigslist got at least 10...

Sep 4th

9.4.08: Haven't you always wanted Poop...

Living in the city I’ve always wanted a dog… that is until I read that you have to pick...

Sep 4th

“I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a...”
— Kid Rock I am so on the same...

Sep 4th

Asian night with the Dondron's

Last night, I got to do the cooking… Mr. Dondron picked out the recipe (a new one for us) and...

Sep 4th

and they called it... SPELL CHECK.

Here is an email I received from a potential coffee table buyer… I am very interested in the...

Sep 3rd

9.3.08: Haven't you always wanted a...

The wait is over… it’s here! your very own scented USB drive.  Let out a stinky in your...

Sep 3rd

New series: haven't you always wanted...

Today I found some inspiration…  I’ve decided to start a series (we’ll see how...

Sep 3rd

evie: via www.mordantorange.com  This one put a smile on...

Sep 3rd

sunglasses out...umbrella in.

Yuck… it’s gloomy here.  I hate you Gustav.  You’re even affecting the weather...

Sep 3rd

Reading.

ellenclare:  I just finished this book in two days:  And this the week before: I recommend...

Sep 3rd

Two bites on my cute little coffee/side table set. ...

Sep 3rd

When in doubt, throw it out.

This is my new motto… and I will try my damnedest to live by it.  This weekend the hubby and...

Sep 3rd

Refresher course...

Just in case you wanted a refresher course in Mizzou’s fight song lyrics…  here goes. ...

Sep 2nd

A day devoted to my beloved TIGERS... are you...

Sep 2nd