October 2008
189 posts
Kids on Marriage →
onemoretimewithfeeling:
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after...
i'll pass.
while watching Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern
Dondron: We should move to the jungle and live off the fat of the land.
Me: uhhh. that's not what I signed up for. I like Nordstrom... and shopping.
September 2008
159 posts
one who smelt it dealt it →
I feel great to be me.
Intervention, you’ve done it again. You’ve successfully boosted my self esteem… add two points to the scoreboard for ali.
at least I wasn’t raised by a heroin-addicted prostitute… after my birth mother gave me up.
and…
at least I don’t drink 64 oz. of beer and a quart of vodka a day.
just another day in the hood
Random woman: Oh my god, that's the cutest dog i've seen all day.
Random man walking with the woman: Screw the dog, I want what's walking him.
from the Princess Diaries to this!?! TMI Miss... →
Pretty in Pink →
In honor of Breast Cancer awareness month, high-end salons* are offering their services for $31 during the month of October. Haircuts, colors, mani’s/pedi’s, massages, facial treatments etc all for $31 per service
*in select cities
best week(end) ever.
I love those random weekend’s when you go into it not knowing exactly what you’re doing and end up having the most amazing time. This weekend was one of those. Friday night, I made plans with the ex-roomies (-1) to go to an open bar sponsored by a small boutique (the hubs went out with some friends elsewhere). A good way to start the night off is by picking an outfit you feel good...
234. Thank the bus driver.
(via rulesformyunbornson)
I do this every morning and evening. Thank you very much.
“Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man...”
– Joanne Woodward (via beautifulordinaire) (via suitep) (via iammiki) (via dazzlingdelta
Well we're movin' on up! Movin' on up! →
I call shotgun, you're driving. →
it’s definitely not her year.
15 Things You Should Never do on Facebook →
link via: livesophia
Some of my favorites from the list:
13. Lazy grammar and spelling mistrakes Reading Facebook is like perusing a six-year olds’ English copybook. Come on, people: ‘Your’ is ‘your’. ‘You are’ is ‘you’re’. It really isn’t hard to get that little one right. And understanding the difference between there, their...
I wish
I had a British accent… just so I could say words like knickers or loo and it would sound completely normal.
Shutterfly
I love, love, love shutterfly. The prepaid plans are definitely the way to go. I bought one last year (200 pictures @ .12 a picture). This is a great deal when you are ordering a lot of pictures at one time. Other places are around .17-.19 a picture. I still had some left over so I ordered a ton of our wedding pics. I was also sent an offer for a free 8x8 photo book. I used it to make a...
this is what college football is all about...
Oregon State (unranked) just beat USC (number 1).
Ryan wanted to change the channel because he said the game was over… I told him we had to watch the students rush the field.
I know it’s mean, but I love seeing the top dog fall…
my mom can barely use the computer/internet...
but she can find time to send FORWARDS to my friends. Sorry goes out to all of you who received one of my mom’s lovely forwarded emails.
can you turn it up?
is a polite way to say shut the F up.
Shut the F up
K: Is there any way we can pause this...
Me: No, they don't have DVR.
K: No I meant this conversation. Sorry, I really want to continue this conversation when the show's over.
Me: Oh... i thought you were talking about the show.
“It’s important to become a Chiefs fan at an early age because it teaches you the...”
– —WDT on why EP’s son should be a Chiefs fan, not a Redskins fan (via myquarterlifecrisis)
VERY, VERY True. the Royals can also be substituted in for the Chiefs…
and this my friends is why i'm an anal BE-OTCH. →
dazzlingdelta:
(via kevindavidcrowe)
suddenly not feeling as messy
Seriously, how can someone live in there?
I freaking love these guys. →
The hubs emailed me this link because I told him how much I love these commercials. Ed McMahon rapping this will definitely be good.
is it bad...
busygirl:
aliexplainsitall:
that I like to read the MU greek gossip blog? Let’s just say it’s a guilty pleasure… I swear i’m still in college sometimes… and i’m a lame ass.
Greek gossip blog? LUCKY. That would have been GENIUS at Nebraska. sSs and TNE online…think about it!
Along the same line, I loooooove seeing who gets nominated for Homecoming every year - at Nebraska AND at my high...
is it bad...
that I like to read the MU greek gossip blog? Let’s just say it’s a guilty pleasure… I swear i’m still in college sometimes… and i’m a lame ass.
bad idea.
having 3/4 of a bottle of cheap champagne by yourself and getting up at 7 am the next morning. ahhh my aching head.
that’s a bad idea.
“Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it...”
– Laurence J. Peter
I think I may have OCLCD
OCLCD = Obsessive Compulsive Leg Crossing Disorder.
This has never been an issue for me… until today. My back is killing me. The only thing that makes it feel better is not crossing my legs, but i’m so obsessed I just keep doing it. Why, God, Why?
I am so not profound today.
Okay, you’re right.
I’m usually not profound, but i’m definitely not today.
If this is even REMOTELY true, I am NEVER eating... →
itsmescooter:
Come on PETA! I can see the ‘no fur’ but this?
ewww… don’t even try to taint the most amazing vanilla with teet milk.
