ali explains it all.

2009

June 124
May 104
April 119
March 193
February 203
January 252

2008

December 160
November 155
October 192
September 156
August 53
July 86
June 119
May 94
April
March
February
January

M - I - Z... Z - O - U!

Here we go Tigers, Here we go!  Let’s start the season out right and beat Illinois!  I’m...
Aug 30th

Really, I would hope so.

So, I was just browsing MSNBC and I clicked on the US News Section.  I scrolled down and noticed an...
Aug 29th
mmmm… quite a resemblance.  I smell an SNL skit in the...
Aug 29th
itsmescooter: That wily ‘ole man picked a lady!  You knew...
Aug 29th

dear Bluefly.com

Please stop sending me emails.  Everyday, I check my email and there is another one teasing and...
Aug 29th

obviously...

I will be taking shots by myself in honor of ellenclare’s promo.  I wish I could be there, so...
Aug 28th

the return to normalcy...

The Dondron will be staying in tonight for a fun-filled night of nachos, booze and college football...
Aug 28th

I before E... HORSESHIT.

Apparently, this rule doesn’t apply with the word caffeine.  Some help you are I before E...
Aug 28th
I just realized I haven’t posted anything today.  So,...
Aug 28th
“Have you ever noticed that homeless people always carry...”
Aug 28th
“The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about...”
— Will Rogers (via...
Aug 28th

ewww... why?

Tara Reid has her own clothing line now.  WHAT!?  Who’s going to buy clothes from her clothing...
Aug 27th
Welcome to the jungle.  This pic is from the Dondron’s...
Aug 27th
“I remember watching our two favorite movies together - ‘The...”
— X-tina, in her letter to her...
Aug 27th
inmywardrobe: caryrandolph: via katiebeck. Eighty-two...
Aug 27th

tumblr redesign...

emilyposts: erinshannon: Ok I’ve decided I don’t like the new tumblr… The only reason being is...
Aug 27th
as if Heidi Montag having a single wasn’t enough,...
Aug 26th
a little ironic... but mostly sad.
Aug 26th

i'm so over this election crap...

Oh, how I love eavesdropping on phone conversations while riding the bus.
Some rando lady on bus: Hey, I'm in the neighborhood and just wanted to see if you wanted to get together tonight for some drinks... <blah blah... boring part of the convo not worth repeating... blah blah> Well anyways, you know how to get ahold of me I'll just be BARACKIN' AROUND so just call me back.
Me (thinking to myself): WHAT!? DID SHE JUST SAY BARACKIN' AROUND? NO WAY! Surely she didn't say that, I must just be hearing things...
After people watching and by people watching I mean creepily staring, I notice the rainbow OBAMA sticker on her bag and realize this woman did indeed say "BARACKIN' AROUND".
I'm so over the election crap!
Aug 26th
“Mad props to AW-C for bringing this to my hilarity-starved...”
— -26Style ooh I likey the new...
Aug 26th
theduty: filialpiety: filthyphil: ...
Aug 26th

Terms of endearment.

Yes, it’s ok to call my husband a dork.  I’m sure he calls me equally worse things (i.e....
Aug 25th
ellenclare: This is for all my friends that are Husker...
Aug 25th

this gives me a stomach ache...

I just booked a flight back to KC for my BF Katy’s bachelorette party and I was curious as to...
Aug 25th
“Happy Birthday..Yeah!! We can rent cars now! So celebrate...”
— Hilarious text message I...
Aug 25th

bummer of a 25th...

Well this weekend the hubby and I had to make a last minute trip back to Kansas City.  The...
Aug 25th
Girlfriend Potential Test
Aug 22nd

Luckily we're married...

I think I may have totally creeped out the hubby “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” style. ...
Aug 22nd
Aug 22nd
Aug 22nd
So, I was supposed to get back to doing some actual...
Aug 22nd

Guess I should get back to work...

Tom (guy who works at a different office down the hall): Hey, dumb question... you might think i'm weird.
Me: Sure, what is it?
Tom: Did you just get married?
Me: Yeah.
Tom: I'm not a stalker or anything, but I used to walk by here and you would be looking at shoes and wedding stuff and then you were gone for two weeks.
Me: Yeah, I guess I should be a little more productive huh?
Tom: No, that's not what I mean... Well it's nice to meet you... and i'm not a stalker.
Me: Nice to meet you too!
Me (thinking to myself): Are you sure you're not a stalker???
Aug 22nd
It’s a little slow at work this morning so I decided...
Aug 22nd

So shoot that idea down...

So it’s definitely not tickets to Dirty Dancing.  It doesn’t start until September...
Aug 21st
Last, but not least.  These are some of the Kansas...
Aug 21st
I picked candy that would be fun to eat and looked sort of...
Aug 21st
Another picture of the candy bar and the coconut bon-bons. ...
Aug 21st
Thought I would share some pictures from the wedding...
Aug 21st
“Is it bad my mom let me watch a PG-13 movie when I was 5? ...”
Aug 21st

Back in the day...

My kindergarten teacher: I want everyone to tell me what their favorite book is.
Child 1, 2 and 3 says the names of some stupid kids books that were cool when I was in 1st grade...
Me (thinking I was brilliant assumed that every movie was a book first): My favorite book is Dirty Dancing.
<Not too long after this interesting day at school my teacher sat down with my mom and told her that I had very mature movie taste>
Aug 21st
caryrandolph: via whateverlolawants Daily dose of Swayze:...
Aug 21st
Playing dressup in first grade and at age 24 with my nieces.
Aug 20th
“I think that playing dress-up begins at age five and never...”
— Kate Spade (via...
Aug 20th

SURVIVING YOUR TWENTIES

seriouslythough: peterwknox:notthatkindagay:noahkai:shimmerandshine: “They call it the...
Aug 20th

every girl loves pretty flowers...

The florist I used is based in Kansas City on the Kansas side. Her name is Michelle Florence and her...
Aug 19th
Here’s a picture of the floral arrangements from the...
Aug 19th
Here is a picture of the shorter arrangments.  They had...
Aug 19th
Here is a picture of the floral arrangements at the...
Aug 19th

I'm BAAAACK!

I’m officially back on US soil.  The wedding and honeymoon went so well.  Except for...
Aug 19th

Kansas City...

             Kansas City, here I come!               Tonight after work, I’m outta here. ...
Aug 1st

The missing verse...

LC: *singing* Sexy can I, just parked my Mantis... Hey, Ali what's a Mantis?
Me: What?!? Those aren't the words. It goes, *singing* Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
LC: Oh, I thought it was Mantis... like some sort of weird car or something.
Me: Like a Praying Mantis?
Aug 1st
optimistclub: every new utensil is another cry for help. ...
Aug 1st

Starting the day off right...

Hooray for Friday.  It seems like this week has been on fast forward…  with cleaning, moving,...
Aug 1st