i'm so over this election crap...
Oh, how I love eavesdropping on phone conversations while riding the bus.
Some rando lady on bus: Hey, I'm in the neighborhood and just wanted to see if you wanted to get together tonight for some drinks... <blah blah... boring part of the convo not worth repeating... blah blah> Well anyways, you know how to get ahold of me I'll just be BARACKIN' AROUND so just call me back.
Me (thinking to myself): WHAT!? DID SHE JUST SAY BARACKIN' AROUND? NO WAY! Surely she didn't say that, I must just be hearing things...
After people watching and by people watching I mean creepily staring, I notice the rainbow OBAMA sticker on her bag and realize this woman did indeed say "BARACKIN' AROUND".
I'm so over the election crap!
Aug 26th
Guess I should get back to work...
Tom (guy who works at a different office down the hall): Hey, dumb question... you might think i'm weird.
Me: Sure, what is it?
Tom: Did you just get married?
Me: Yeah.
Tom: I'm not a stalker or anything, but I used to walk by here and you would be looking at shoes and wedding stuff and then you were gone for two weeks.
Me: Yeah, I guess I should be a little more productive huh?
Tom: No, that's not what I mean... Well it's nice to meet you... and i'm not a stalker.
Me: Nice to meet you too!
Me (thinking to myself): Are you sure you're not a stalker???
Aug 22nd