ali explains it all.

I've gotta get me one of those prairie...

Just in case you want to dress like the members of the FLDS.                          I know that...

Jul 1st

a new love...

Usually i’m not green when it comes to using paper towels in the bathroom… my philosophy...

Jul 1st

over this day...

Is it 5 yet?  This is turning into a productive, yet long day!  Last night, after I got to the old...

Jul 1st

________ is the happiest country in the...

Jul 1st

“Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted,...”
— Apparently, Heidi Montag...

Jul 1st

Stubble is the way to win a woman’s heart, a...

Jun 30th

Jun 30th

first night in the new apartment...

Last night, was my first night sleeping in our new apartment.  It was strange and a totally new...

Jun 30th

Hilarious article on the Gay Pride Parade...

Jun 30th

Apparently, I'm a spaced-out valley...

I really like to overuse ellipses…  I decided to look up ellipses abuse and found...

Jun 30th

My brother and I when I was a baby… 

Jun 30th

Happy Birthday Bro!  I can’t believe you’re...

Jun 30th

and this children, is why you don't sneak...

Jun 30th

My mother has no idea...

Convo with my mom yesterday.
Mom: So what are you doing today?
Me: I'm meeting up with Ryan at the Gay Pride Parade... He's going with a bunch of his work buddies.
Mom: Oh! Well you better be careful.
< Be careful? What do you think is going to happen Mom? Its broad daylight and somehow, I don't think any of these gay men are looking for a good time. well... at least not with me. >

Jun 30th

This weekend was fun.  Friday night, we stayed in and cooked...

Jun 30th

Note to the girl I sat next to on the...

Are you deaf?  Turn your damn music down!  If I can hear that you are listening to Beyonce when...

Jun 30th

Grammar error...

Sorry, for the error in the earlier post.  I hate when I type you’re instead of your…...

Jun 28th

What your IT guys are really doing...

Jun 27th

dazzlingdelta: boringloser: My eyelid is puffy. Could any...

Jun 27th

“For once she doesn’t look like Yoda on heroin and is...”
— the Superficial.com on...

Jun 27th

National Faggot Week

Jun 27th

Note to self...

Do not wear skinny jeans when it is humid outside…  Even if it is Denim Friday.  Jeans...

Jun 27th

szymon: extremely personalized cake  So, I met with the...

Jun 27th

Blogging with a purpose...

I received this email from my good friend MPat this morning and thought I would post on the...

Jun 27th

Observations while riding the CTA.

The CTA (Chicago Transit Authority) is the Chicago public transportation system.  My preferred mode...

Jun 27th

“ehh…what’s another hole?”
— Last night’s convo with...

Jun 27th

another successful thirsty Thursday...

I think the roomies and I had a good night overall.  We went to a bar in Wrigleyville and sat on...

Jun 27th

Wedding dresses made completely out of TP.

Jun 26th

For the last time CMidge, I’m not wearing a wedding...

Jun 26th

WTF Word(s) of the Day

itsmescooter: Affect and Effect You two suck!  I can never remember your differences.  I think it...

Jun 26th

Damnit! Why didn't I think of this...

Jun 26th

To insure your baby gets knocked up at an early age…...

Jun 26th

Thirsty Thursday begins in T minus 10 hours…  and you...

Jun 26th

Watch

a little something I stumbled upon.

Jun 26th

expanding your vocab with the roomies:...

as I mentioned in a previous post… My roommates and I have our own language...

Jun 26th

“Hi Kristen I have one slot for Sunday the 29th at...”
— thanks but ill nix the raping...

Jun 25th

Sorry...

for the lack of posts.  I’ve been working on a damn program most of the day.  NOT FUN.

Jun 25th

The Bizarre Origins of 8 Wedding Traditions

Jun 25th

a cute little something my mama sent me

Jun 24th

intervention.

ellenclare: intervention. i love the show. it’s embarrassing and creepy but it’s great. the rooms...

Jun 24th

Has anyone ever noticed Jessie Spano’s (I know...

Jun 24th

Something borrowed?

Wedding question.  Any ideas of a good thing to use as my something borrowed?  I think i’ve...

Jun 24th

Tuesday’s lunch break purchase.  I needed a new dress...

Jun 24th

Watch

dazzlingdelta: esandberg: bg5000: Ah, Fifteen, the poor mans Degrassi. It’s a shame The N or...

Jun 24th

Starting 'em younger and younger...

Jun 24th

Things you'd love to say aloud at work

 Found this at current.com and thought I’d share.  I’ve bolded my favorites!  1. I can...

Jun 24th

So, it’s Tuesday… one of my favorite email days...

Jun 24th

florencio: panchos Had to reblog this… these puppies...

Jun 24th

Even vikings get hurt...

Yesterday, my brother-in-law (the Norwegian, Viking-like one) fell off of the roof of their house. ...

Jun 24th

This weekend flew by… besides doing nothing but...

Jun 23rd

this weekend.

ellenclare: on friday my great friend ali, from ali explains it all, came to the homeland to...

Jun 23rd

Obviously, Scooter from itsmescooter knows me too well!  How...

Jun 23rd

A delicious dish...

Jun 23rd

What happened to the guy from Three Men and a...

Jun 23rd

This is what I feel like doing at my desk… somehow I...

Jun 23rd

I just ate lunch and I’m soooooo full… but I can...

Jun 18th

I was watching the Today show this morning and the reporter...

Jun 18th

Watch

As I was getting ready this morning I was watching MTV Hit List and this song came on. The song...

Jun 18th

I think i'm in love...

So LC (my roomie not Lauren Conrad) fell in love again yesterday.  Apparently, he looks like Ryan...

Jun 18th

“Why are barely grown in ‘staches kinda pervy?”
— Me. My thought process this...

Jun 18th

Where were these chicks and or the marching band when we...

Jun 17th

Where's the welcoming committee?

After work yesterday, the fiance and I headed to the new apartment.  He, toting a backpack stuffed...

Jun 17th

“My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more...”
— One of Billy Ray Cyrus’...

Jun 17th

Two tasks to check off the ol' TODO...

I feel a little relieved today.  I was able to check two LARGE TODO’s (things on a TODO...

Jun 17th

Something fun to pass the time...

Jun 16th

I’m this is not the way to pick a color scheme for a...

Jun 16th

too much to do in one week.

This week is going to be a hectic one.  Wednesday, the fiance and I are taking off for KC, but...

Jun 16th

what's my type?

LC: I think I have a crush on this guy at work. He's got tattoos on his arms and he used to have those really big piercings in his ears. He's really not my type.
Me: I don't think you have a type. You just like MEN.

Jun 15th

FYI

Everybody’s gone today… Two of the roomies are at home with their dads, LC is working at...

Jun 15th

emilyposts: (via mufti)

Jun 15th

on tap for this evening...

a classic slasher film. Friday the 13th part 1 and 2.  I bet you’re jealous you’re...

Jun 14th

Mmmm… EAT HERE GET WORMS This picture is actually...

Jun 14th

The delicious dish…

Jun 13th

a night in on Friday the 13th

As LC would say: ”Oh, it’s Mexican night with the Dondron’s”  That it is LC,...

Jun 13th

“Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is...”
— a Sidney J. Harris quote...

Jun 13th

tmblg: That’s gotta hurt! Had to re-blog this one.  My dad...

Jun 13th

Happy almost Fathers Day! I won’t be able to spend it...

Jun 13th

So, I can admit it… I am the mistake child, mid-life...

Jun 13th

Not to worry boys... she doesn't have...

After watching a commercial with a split screen of Magic Johnson and Larry Bird.
Me: Wow, Magic Johnson looks way better and younger than Larry Bird and Magic has AIDS.
LC: Who has AIDS?
Me: Magic Johnson... he's had it for like 20 years.
Dondron: Apparently, when you work out a lot it helps slow the progression of AIDS.
Me: hmmm, I had no idea.
LC: I really should work out more...
- Awkward Silence -
LC: I mean I don't have AIDS... I just need to work out.

Jun 13th

another Thirsty Thursday has come and...

Thoughts waking up this morning… I must have drank more than I thought. When did I fall...

Jun 13th

dudero sent me this lovely SPAM message today. Subject:  Your shy pencil can become a huge marker! ...

Jun 12th

dazzlingdelta: thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: I’m pretty...

Jun 12th

(via seriouslythough) Hilarious… This is that family...

Jun 12th

Peytonia sent me a link to her College album on...

Jun 12th

Posing for pictures with abnormally large greek letters....

Jun 12th

Buying and wearing ridiculous T-shirts that were worn for...

Jun 12th

Standing in circles and singing oldies by Madonna is...

Jun 12th

all is right and just in the world.

 HOORAY!  Stephanie from Chicago is the winner of Top Chef.  She beat out Richard (who was a little...

Jun 12th

Can’t wait for tonights TOP CHEF finale!  TEAM...

Jun 11th

Keep the Iowegians in your thoughts...

Just a little shout out to my Iowegian friends up North.  I hope this flood doesn’t get any...

Jun 11th

“hi dear. did you hear about the baby being born with a dick...”
— First IM of the day from Miss...

Jun 11th

Girl shoots herself with grandma’s gun at...

Jun 11th

All you need is love... love... Love is all...

Jun 11th

ellenclare: goosebumps coming to the big screen, i am in! ...

Jun 11th

Fun fact for Wednesday.

Just an interesting tidbit for the day.  Wonder if my sister in Norway realized what a contribution...

Jun 11th

SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.

60 days and counting… TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

Jun 11th

Untitled sent me one of her friends inspiration boards for...

Jun 10th

“Marriage is no longer about the rest of your life…it’s about...”
— -Ricky Gervais on KIIS this...

Jun 10th

Watch

This just disappoints me… and does Rick Astley’s version no justice.  Boo on the...

Jun 10th

it’s Tina bitch….So, if you haven’t seen...

Jun 10th

“We would worry less about what others think of us if we...”
— Ethel Barrett (via...

Jun 10th

lists.

ellenclare: i love them (i would include them in my series but i guess it’s not really a...

Jun 9th

applearts: Interior design room: Wine Stopper USB Memory...

Jun 9th

does this make me a bad person?

Over my lunch break I took a stroll down Michigan Avenue en route to my favorite salad stop.  On the...

Jun 9th

Not sure what to think about this article......

Jun 9th

diet starts monday...

after an indulgent weekend…  it’s back to Lean Cuisines and Salads for the week.  Just a...

Jun 9th

This past weekend’s philosophy.  Diet starts (again)...

Jun 9th

Public apology...

My sincere apology to my roomie for acting like a mean drunk last night.  I was apparently upset...

Jun 6th

They're opening a ZARA...

Foreign co-worker: Everytime I go back to Turkey I have to shop there (Zara).
Me: Yeah, I went a while back when I was in Vegas.
Foreign co-worker 2: Well... apparently they are opening one in the Saks building. A gay told me.
Me: ha ha! a gay told you?!?
- Funny... but slightly inappropriate. Sounds like something my grandmother would have said. In her defense, English is not her first language.

Jun 6th

if you like me, you should check out my...

Well, since she tagged me I guess i’ll have to tag her.  Just Kidding.  This is my sister,...

Jun 5th

Nipple Tint Goes Mass

ellenclare: New York: “In just one more sign of the stripperization of the Everywoman, Benefit’s...

Jun 5th

creepy spam o' the day.

dude (I kid you not) sent me this lovely SPAM message today. Subject:  Great things begin with your...

Jun 5th

“All married couples should learn the art of battle as they...”
— Ann Landers (via...

Jun 4th

invitations...

So I went to one of my favorite bridely blogs (kenziekate.blogspot.com) just a few minutes...

Jun 4th

you know you had a good party when...

you spend 25-30 minutes on the phone with a technician who is trying to fix your broken DVR box. ...

Jun 4th

Watch

Thanks CMidge this one is hilarious…  LC will like the “flirxting part”  I have...

Jun 3rd

when your dog dies... just say no to crack

Jun 3rd

Peeve o' the day

Some mornings I am inspired while riding the bus to work.  Today, is one of those days.  I felt it...

Jun 3rd

Watch

dazzlingdelta: Found this on another blog and had to post it… just to see if HE and KTNew are...

Jun 3rd

hello lovahs.

Good morning.  Sorry for the lack of postings yesterday… not sure what I was doing, but...

Jun 3rd

Mary sent me a forward with this picture in it today.  I...

Jun 2nd

In response to our party...

After our cleaning marathon this morning we all decided to go out for Sunday brunch.  When we got...

Jun 1st

I had an awesome time...

The party last night was a complete success… our tip jar not so much.  We decided not to...

Jun 1st

I guess you could say we drank a few beers at Mayfest…

Jun 1st