ali explains it all.

“People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross...”
— Stephen King

Oct 31st

'Liger' attack kills animal handler.

Oct 31st

Today only: 40% off handbags and...

on regular priced items. *valid in-store only.

Oct 31st

“candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker”
— willy wonka (via...

Oct 31st

Listen

The Misfits - Monster Mash it’s only fitting.

Oct 31st

Happy Halloween!

               

Oct 31st

Listen

Short, Short Man - Gillette & 20 fingers mildly inappropriate.  luckily, as a little girl I had...

Oct 31st

Ugh.

boredintheburbs: Obama is coming to our campus tonight. Campus is currently crazy. There’s a...

Oct 30th

project runway (halloween edition)

I’m starting to make the Dondron’s costume for tomorrow night.  keep your fingers...

Oct 30th

“I would love it if Michael would wear his old nose for a...”
— via Socialite Life (as in...

Oct 30th

“Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot?…Google me, you...”
— Everyone’s been quoting this...

Oct 30th

I want these. but they are from australia.  good news: ...

Oct 30th

revamp of blog color scheme.

last night I was informed that my blog color scheme is a little “too girly” because the...

Oct 30th

“Every day I google Keith Richards. If he’s still...”
— Anthony Bourdain

Oct 30th

Watch

notcaragh: This is the saddest video I’ve ever seen.  This is something I would do. luckily my...

Oct 30th

he did not choose his costume…the costume chose him.

Oct 30th

unhappy in your marriage? you could always...

Oct 30th

Listen

cupcakesandcouture: CR and I repeatedly ask DJ’s worldwide (or at least at a bar in Mid-Missouri)...

Oct 30th

“Didn’t know how lost I was…until I found you.”
— Madonna “Like A...

Oct 29th

GPOYW - pole edition.  me and the gals (top Esim, bottom...

Oct 29th

yum. yum. yum. pumpkin whoopie pies. (two mini pumpkin...

Oct 29th

no shit sherlock.

Oct 29th

who lives in the USA's homicide capital? I...

Oct 29th

wow, 26!  I’m surprised we’ve made it this...

Oct 29th

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Kanye West - Love Lockdown what i’m listening to these days.  I love this song.

Oct 29th

if you don’t vote, don’t complain.

Oct 29th

please be my other half...

I really like funny and or different costumes for halloween (my costume this year is neither).  My...

Oct 28th

Hit or Miss?

                           Sometimes she’s a hit, other times she’s a miss.  I would...

Oct 28th

keepcalmgallery

Oct 28th

(via muppetpants) this one’s for my husband. ...

Oct 28th

coincidence? I think not.

               looks like someone got the memo on wearing red.

Oct 28th

single? I suggest incorporating some red...

Oct 28th

Watch

“krammit the frog here” a classic… I remember thinking this was hilarious back in...

Oct 28th

just in case you haven’t gotten enough yet.

Oct 28th

“I won’t be happy till I’m as famous as God.”
— Madonna

Oct 28th

Listen

Madonna - Like a Prayer in honor of last night’s concert… and yes, she played this one,...

Oct 28th

Advice.

sheasylvia: And then today, another friend was worried that she was Facebook/internet stalking too...

Oct 27th

see if your favorite TV show is an endangered...

Oct 27th

Jealous?!?

despite, her freaky yogalicious body… and her crazy ways these days.  I couldn’t be more...

Oct 27th

you are my sunshine my only sunshine… you make me...

Oct 27th

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The New Amsterdams - Hanging on for Hope Probably the only greatest thing to come from Lawrence,...

Oct 27th

“Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no...”
— Peter Bretter (Forgetting...

Oct 27th

“When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the...”
— Surfing Instructor (Paul Rudd)...

Oct 27th

also recommended...

she needs to eat a sandwich immediately… the hubs and I hiked our butts to the theatre and...

Oct 27th

highly recommend the following...

LC and I got together last night and watched this movie.. I haven’t laughed so hard at a...

Oct 27th

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otis redding - these arms of mine. via meganmcisaac sarahchristine sonyamcneil

Oct 26th

“Too many people put off something that brings them joy just...”
— my thoughts exactly. CupCaked...

Oct 26th

skysignal: (via kari-shma)

Oct 25th

30 Skills Every Woman Should Have Before...

Oct 25th

281. You aren't done raking until you've...

(via rulesformyunbornson) things you miss when you live in a high-rise in the city.

Oct 25th

Grandma’s dead:  Breaking bad news with baby animals...

Oct 25th

Night in with the Dondron’s. Drinking: my beer of...

Oct 25th

It takes a special person to get this done… that and...

Oct 24th

fun mugs for fun people.

Oct 24th

caryrandolph: May we please win this Saturday’s Homecoming...

Oct 24th

“Life is unsure, always eat your dessert first.”

Oct 24th

jadore-mots: deadshot:skysignal: Fishki.Net - Фотографии...

Oct 24th

Listen

going old school this morning! Debbie Gibson - only in my dreams

Oct 24th

if this doesn’t help get you through the slow Thursday...

Oct 23rd

five year olds to get sex education

Oct 23rd

ellenclare: I am completely jealous of esim’s wonderful,...

Oct 23rd

“At this stage in her career, Lindsay should be showing up to...”
— thesuperficial.com on Lindsey...

Oct 23rd

ever heard of virtual murder? yea, me...

Oct 23rd

remember the post about the chubby baby… well, here...

Oct 22nd

“Guns. And that he’s black. Sometimes change is hard for...”
— Tony Viessman, a member of the...

Oct 22nd

The Greek Alphabet.

caryrandolph: ineedtoo: girlwearsmascara: ellenclare: I just sang this to Scooter. I knew...

Oct 22nd

were these costumes in the budget? via best week ever and...

Oct 22nd

Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday: ‘Got a...

Oct 22nd

i'm married to matt foley.

Last night, my husband passed out in our chair and I tried waking him up to come to bed…...

Oct 22nd

good morning & happy hump day.

Oct 22nd

Listen

ben kweller song featured in the previews for the movie choke.

Oct 22nd

“it was like “cuddling up to a piece of gristle”.”
— Guy Richie explaining what sex...

Oct 21st

I’ve been waiting over a year to do something drastic...

Oct 21st

the Everyone I’ve Slept With pillowcase …for...

Oct 21st

Watch

dancetoomuchbootyinthepants: soupsoup: caryrandolph: I could watch old Saturday Night Live...

Oct 21st

I just wanna squeeze her cheeks. AFP/File/Peter Parks

Oct 21st

Dead bear found at school covered with Obama...

Oct 21st

guy & rodd

Oct 21st

another reason my husband should be thankful...

Oct 21st

as much as I love the “poof” I’m sure...

Oct 21st

in the dorms, some girls that lived down the hall from my...

Oct 21st

girlwearsmascara: cosmeticjoy: BUMP WATCH ‘08! No, I’m...

Oct 21st

via postsecret

Oct 20th

pin-up mosaic: Irma by SICIS: the art mosaic factory

Oct 20th

“A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a...”
— Arnold Haultain (via...

Oct 20th

productive to say the least...

I finished watching season one of Gossip Girl yesterday.  I’m officially hooked.  After...

Oct 20th

no caption needed.

Oct 20th

helpjoshdecide.com is a website started by this random guy,...

Oct 20th

Joe Heller, Wisconsin—the Green Bay Press - Gazette ...

Oct 20th

how romantic. via best of craiglist

Oct 17th

“That’s like showing up pantsless to Lance...”
— thesuperficial.com (on...

Oct 17th

last night...

the hubby and I watched Baby Mama.  I love Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, but sad reality is this is not...

Oct 17th

another reason to move back to KC

Oct 17th

Dave Granlund, Massachusetts

Oct 17th

Watch

this song. Baby Beluga by Raffi

Oct 17th

Beluga whale species declared endangered

Oct 17th

ghetto sponge bob.

Oct 17th

livesophia: carlovely: I love the whole ‘pretend you’re...

Oct 17th

Watch

busygirl: OMG thank you for providing a belly-laugh for my day. Gets REALLY good around...

Oct 17th

three teens busted playing Teenage Mutant...

Oct 16th

“what’s up now bitches” Madonna, you are...

Oct 16th

David the gnome sighting in South America

Oct 16th

Virginia may be for lovers... but Dubai is...

Oct 16th

enough is enough.

Oct 16th

it’s hard out there for a pimp.

Oct 16th

fishsticks have never looked so delicious.

Oct 16th

Lawsuit against God tossed

Oct 15th

love these pillows by jonathan adler.  I was drawn to the...

Oct 15th

a favorite from my childhood. oh how I love this movie. ...

Oct 15th

a t for any and all a-holes out there.

Oct 15th

Gary Markstein, Copley News Service

Oct 15th

GPOYW:  Will you stay here and rock my world edition? ...

Oct 15th

ace of base.  new album.  2009.  discuss. all that she...

Oct 15th

thanks for stopping by.

yesterday, I had 10x the amount of visitors than the day before. crazy.  thanks for stopping by. ...

Oct 15th

done and done.  the absentee ballot has been sent.  no...

Oct 14th

this weekend I will be cooking for my hubby (he usually does...

Oct 14th

a must have for all you GG fans out there. you know you...

Oct 14th

Divorced couple in Cambodia cut house in half. do you think...

Oct 14th

Yes, I know i’m a married woman, but a girl can think...

Oct 14th

David Fitzsimmons, Arizona Daily Star

Oct 14th

what a cute way to spruce up a bedroom. self-adhesive vinyl...

Oct 14th

me too little one, me too. unfortunately, she’s...

Oct 13th

Oct 13th

Steve Kelley, The New Orleans Times-Picayune

Oct 13th

“Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you...”
— Unknown Source (via pilnick)...

Oct 13th

click here. you won't be sorry.

Oct 13th

A big congrats goes out to Mr. RH!  He completed his first...

Oct 13th

Sad day for the Mizzou Tigers.  Let’s just hope we can...

Oct 13th

thought girlwearsmascara would appreciate this one. these...

Oct 10th

The Pomegranate all in one phone (projector, GPS, coffee...

Oct 10th

Watch

boredintheburbs: If you don’t laugh to the point of tears while watching this, then, well, you have...

Oct 10th

fun restaurants in chicago

I just googled this and stumbled across a list by Yahoo Travel.  I didn’t really agree with...

Oct 10th

264. Have a pen pal.

ineedtoo: (via rulesformyunbornson)  Dorothy Cheyut from Sunnyvale, CA if you’re out there...

Oct 10th

CONFIRMED: Jamie Lynn IS Pregnant

Oct 10th

Reminds me of the sweet note we received after we threw a...

Oct 10th

Weston's Irish Fest is this Weekend

Oct 10th

cajunboy: OCTOBER 8—Angered by a delay in the receipt of...

Oct 10th

re: Ali and the Terrible, Horrible, No...

you may remember the previous post on this topic and all I have to say about today is… this is...

Oct 10th

Shotgun Shell Christmas Wreath. stumbled across this little...

Oct 9th

I did it… I bit the bullet and ordered these...

Oct 9th

Poor Old Man

Oct 9th

say it ain’t so Hef. these are the potential fugs that...

Oct 9th

L-L-L-L OSER!

Audrina apparently started the rumor about LC and Justin Bobby doing the deed because she’s in...

Oct 9th

day two without a cellphone begins...

Oct 9th

Gwen Stefani, L.A.M.B. sketch “If Dorothy were living...

Oct 9th

hand gesture candles. i’m disappointed… ...

Oct 9th

Yeah… I kinda don’t think these kind of people...

Oct 9th

GPOYW just one of the ways to get around town…

Oct 9th

what life is like without a cell...

today, I went and bought an actual phone…  you know the kind mom & dad have, they plug...

Oct 9th

T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR! anyone catch this last night?  this...

Oct 8th

really?  unborn babies?  i’m impressed they’ve...

Oct 8th

Let’s hear it for the boys… getting pumped for...

Oct 8th

Beau of woman stuck on toilet wins lottery......

Oct 8th

“I love it when guys burp in my face. So hot!”
— Lauren Conrad (me too LC, me...

Oct 8th

I love stationery and notecards.  These are cute cards for...

Oct 8th

For my Mizzou readers only.

ellenclare: My crazy friend, TK, sent this forward to me. It made my month. Here are my favorites...

Oct 8th

Ali and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good,...

it’s one of those days…  I realized last night that my cell phone was missing.  I tore...

Oct 8th

Listen

What i’m listening to… Hang Me Up to Dry - Cold War Kids

Oct 8th

Watch

I was feeling a bit nostalgic just thinking about Teddy Ruxpin and started digging a little deeper. ...

Oct 8th

i’m sure Mr. Fudge (my dog) would love to take revenge...

Oct 8th

had to dust off my French skills from HS and college for...

Oct 8th

Now kids are asking for toys like this one, a miniture...

Oct 8th

I remember asking Santa for this back in 1987… it...

Oct 8th

The wedding was a success.  She’s officially a...

Oct 7th

remember these?  I haven’t had a No-Bake cookie since...

Oct 7th

i’ve found an easy Halloween costume for Madonna,...

Oct 7th

really?  I had no idea KC “gets it on” that...

Oct 7th

Still unsure what you’re going to dress up as for...

Oct 7th

Watch

Britney’s Womanizer video premiers this Friday on 20/20.  Can someone please tell me why...

Oct 7th

401-Keg

inmywardrobe: yarrow: If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you...

Oct 7th

“Always read something that will make you look good if you...”
— P.J. O’Rourke (via 52books)...

Oct 7th

tears are a flowin'

holy great episode of intervention…  the PTA mom who drinks mouthwash is CRAZY.  my favorite...

Oct 7th

one time at band camp...

Oct 6th

another Kansas City staple we had to pick up before we...

Oct 6th

on the journey back home this weekend I had to pick up some...

Oct 6th

a random pet peeve...

I really get bothered when I see a woman wearing an ankle bracelet under nude pantyhose… I...

Oct 6th

ellenclare: Insert humming of the fight song while looking...

Oct 6th

“What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely...”
— -Debate moderator in Billy...

Oct 3rd

(via heddo) Looks like some poor, young graphic designer...

Oct 3rd

limited blogging...

heading to my home away from home (KC) this weekend for my best friend’s wedding.  Therefore...

Oct 2nd

it's just one game... take it easy.

Oct 2nd

Creeeeepy.

Oct 2nd

243.There is no need to tell anyone you...

sheasylvia: rulesformyunbornson: It’s called an Irish Goodbye. And it comes in handy. I am an...

Oct 2nd

love the typography on these cards. via OrangeBeautiful

Oct 2nd

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply...”
— Bo Derek

Oct 1st

Gratuitous Photo Of Yourself & BF Wednesday… ...

Oct 1st

ah. the joys of being married. (via here)

Oct 1st

How many countries can you name in 5 minutes?

Oct 1st

Gratiutious Picture of Yourself Wednesday!  Here I am…...

Oct 1st