January 2012
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December 2011
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Birthday Gift Ideas.
What should I get a cute, stylish soon-to-be 25 year old living in NYC for her birthday?
Teacher tells kids there is no Santa Clause. →
Lame, lame, lame. Way to ruin it!
You better believe! Otherwise you will get socks!
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August 2011
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July 2011
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127 Hours the sequel
In this sequel to the academy nominated film, the “hiker” is a young woman named Ali and the large boulder is replaced by a black 4 inch pair of sling backs that she has crammed her feet into. This thriller involves Ali, her painful feet and the struggle she faces when deciding to amputate her own baby toes.
And this my friends… Is my life.
June 2011
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March 2011
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“Change is a funny thing. We are never quite sure what we are becoming…or even...”
– Jodi Picoult - The Tenth Circle (via slowlybecoming)
January 2011
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Hyundai Girl get Off my TV now!
Seriously just got on Tumblr with the intent to post this exact thing.
I’m going to throw something through the TV if this continues.
post via petitelove and kimbaland.
HA! I couldn’t agree with you guys more. This commercial drives me and my husband batty. Get this hipster shit off my TV. There’s nothing hipster about the Hyundai your pushing.
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Happiness is... finding confetti in your purse...
Happy New Year!
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So my sister is a "pseudo celebrity"
I just watched my sister’s big debut on HGTV. She and her family were on House Hunters International (Fleeing to Fredrikstad, Norway). It was about their big move from the US (Kansas City specifically), to Norway.
Aww. I feel like a proud parent, but i’m also jealous that she got her big reality TV break before I did. Damn her!
It will be on again tonight at 2:30 Eastern time....
December 2010
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$2 MP3 credit on Amazon →
Get $2 in mp3 credit:
Go Here to Amazon
Select “Enter Your Code.”
Enter promo code: GIVEMP3S
You have until 12/26 to use your $2.00 credit
Thanks, peerintomywindow.
October 2010
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July 2010
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“be a best friend, tell the truth and over use I love you… go to work, do...”
– Love Like Crazy, Lee Brice
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Off to conquer the world one bed at a time...
sounds pretty racy, huh? and then you find out I work for a mattress company.
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My True Thoughts As I Age...
A friend sent this to me a month or so ago… and I’m just now getting around to sharing. I’ve added my commentary.
I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. This doesn’t happen. I’m never wrong… right, honey?...
Whoever said you have to wade through a lot of...
the story of my life.
I've missed you guys... I need to make my Tumblr...
April 2010
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March 2010
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Things that make you go hmm...
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the...
All is well in Roanoke, Virginia...
and Lexington, Kentucky… and New Orleans, Louisiana and everything between Roanoke and Virginia Beach, Virginia.
The new job has been going extremely well, I’ve been here, there and everywhere learning the ropes… BUT my blog has been severely neglected.
I still have followers, so I guess that’s a good sign, but is anyone even reading this anymore?
I would love to get...
February 2010
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The Burping Beat Down →
Way to make the news Roanoke. Keep on, Keepin’ on.
Tonight’s plans include:
drinking copious amounts of alcohol and burping in people’s faces.
What does an OC housewife do after being...
Goes shopping in San Fran…
OBVIOUSLY.
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What does the contents of your purse say about...
My purse says I have hoarding tendencies.
Today, I realized Mr. MJ was being used and abused. I use him more as a duffel bag and less as the gorgeous handbag he was meant to be. So, I decided it was time to clean him out… and look at all the glorious treasures I found:
“Look at this stuff isn’t it neat… wouldn’t you say my collection’s...
Juicy Crittoure, Who buys this stuff?
Today, Shiloh and I went over to my brother & sister-in-law’s house and saw my nieces and nephew. While there, my dog loving nephew asked if he could give Shiloh a bath because he got some new doggie shampoo, Juicy Crittoure. After I had a good laugh about the pricey Juicy shampoo and wondering who would buy this stuff for their pup, I obviously let my nephew bathe him… because that’s one...
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Are you sleep deprived? →
“Skills like memory are the first to go when we’re tired.
This test assesses your ability to remember how long ago something happened - your ‘temporal’ memory. If you’re tired you won’t be as good at remembering when you saw or did something.
The test is in three parts and we suggest you take a five minute break in between each part.”
After the third part...
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Speaking of Bed Rocking.... (see previous post)
With all this snow we’ve been having I feel like i’ve been seeing and hearing a lot more from my neighbors. The other night as I lied awake listening to the sound of Ryan’s snoring and decompressing after a long day, I was startled to hear my neighbor next door. It sounded like she was being beaten. I wondered if she was okay, if maybe she needed help. After listening for few...
Did I just hear that correctly?
As I was driving, I heard a song on the radio called Bed Rock the lyrics were…
“Call Me Mr. Flinstone, I Can Make Your Bed Rock”
Are you shitting me? Those are the lyrics? And you wonder why we have so many teenage pregnancies. I swear to God I’ll probably have to lock my children up when they get to middle school and high school. I am so not ready for what...
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